Conyotix has taken-on a life of its own, and this is just an amusing example of how it's actually become part of real life-- such that it happened to an actual friend.

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"Try n'yong magpaka-conyo, ewan ko na lang. Eto ang sabaw...

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Chever: OMG, hey. wazzup gurrl?
Lowen: heyooow
Lowen: haha
Chever: Omg. did u make me mura-mura with the tengena?
Chever: Like Baaaad gurrrl
Lowen: yes
Lowen: walang mo yun
Chever: Gee golly goshness
Lowen: so it's not mura meant for youuu
Lowen: it's just
Lowen: uhm
Lowen: i was just swearing
Chever: so meany
Lowen: sows
Lowen: parang hindi ka nagmumura ah
Chever: Like, even so. since the mura was made at a comment which I myself made, and comments can;t take on actual curses given that they do not have personae, then therefore the person who made the comment is the recipient of the mura-mura. Like eewness. I thought panaman friendships forever na us. and then bhem ur lyk that pala
Chever: hay
Lowen: oh my gosh
Lowen: grabe
Chever: oww. what. ur shocked shocked na now. eh imagine my emotionality kanina when I saw and realized that u made mura-mura me. Like, ouchies
Lowen: you're so kinda conyoww
Chever: Grabeh huh. I like totally dislike people who keep on saying conyo. I mean heller. Do you people actually know what conyo means?
Chever: gorsh
Lowen: it's spanish right?
Lowen: and it's kinda has an
Lowen: uhm
Lowen: unfavorable definition
Chever: it's kinda has an
Chever: omg is that an english?
Lowen: where?
Chever: disgaaasteng
Lowen: so it's really like
Lowen: dapat taglish and all??
Chever: it's kinda has an. It totally doesnt have grammatical agreement whatsoever
Chever: eww.
Chever: jologs na nga, bobers pa
Chever:
Lowen: i love this conversation
Chever: Omg. i somehow dont. Worse pa. I think you love and I hate it for the pare-pareho reasons puhh.
Chever: howmayagaad
Chever: wait lang. I dont even know why im Im-ing you pa eh. I mean eww. If my barkada found out I was talking to people like you. like ew. wala na. sira na social life ko. I mean grossness na nga school ko eh. Like all public
Lowen: oh my
Lowen: sinisira ba ng isang dukhang tulad ko ang kinabukasan mo??
Chever: Exactly. my gosh. well not naman my kinabukasan all-in-all. More of social life lang. like. Nade-degrade and socialite status ko to rich-baduy thing nalang coz of the people Im forced to make tambay tambay with in school. And naman. dont hurt urself with words like that-- dukha. Maybe... ummm. financially inadequate is better
Chever: ampoota
Lowen: grabe
Lowen: ibang klase na toh
Lowen: kumain ka na ba?
Chever: Of course I ate na. Our manang cooks dinner at exactly 5:30 so we can make kain na by 8:00 at the latest. And of course the food has to be hot and not ulit-ulit lang of ulam na tira-tira na. like eeew
Lowen: pasensya na ha
Lowen: mayaman ka kasi
Lowen: nagemote talaga
Chever: Not really numun. just some sorta lucky and out of place in our school
Chever: dont na feel sad. i believe na we are not given things we cannot get over. thats why siguro poor ka coz ur stronger than me. or something like that
Chever: _grabe ang hirap mag keep up ng conotix_
Lowen: oo nga e
Lowen: dinudugo na ilong ko
Chever: Oh. why naman are you dugodugo na? You ned an ambulance or gamot or something?
Lowen: no
Lowen: may betadine dito
Lowen: iniinom ko na
Chever: oh alright. but isn't betadine for the balat only?
Chever: baka it'll make lason lason u
Chever: baka ka ma-dead
Chever: ill crycry
Lowen: you'll cry cry?
Lowen: omg
Lowen: you're so lambiing
Chever: yeah coz wala nang poor person to laugh at. heller. respect naman for the dead noh. cant laugh at them na
Lowen: shet
Lowen: i love that lineee
Lowen: hahahha
Chever: I'm loveable naman talaga eh
Lowen: grabee
Chever: I know, right. So grabe unbelievable me. noh?
Lowen: oo nga e
Chever: see? that's why i like you eh. No contra-contra na to what I say-- I always make panalo and have the last say
Chever: *huggs* Gurrl
Lowen: you paaa
Lowen: eh i lurve yah
Lowen: haha
Chever: Omgee! Bear hug
Chever: Oh goshness. Pangburr hug
Chever: panda*
Lowen: hahaha
Lowen: burr
Chever: Oh, burr reminds me of the states. coz it;s so lamig there. we say burrr pag winter
Chever: panalo
Lowen: winner na winner ka!
Chever: I know. gosh
Lowen: yuuuh
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~I just laughed my brains out~

anu daw tingin ko na exag lang yan... i mean yung paging ganyan... kasi naman... be natural ok lang express ang feelings or naiisip kung anu man gustuhin pero kung ganyan... isipin nyo na lang kung ganyan lahat ng tao

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"No Problem, Don't Worry, Take it easy"

baka naman baklang conyo yan. joke! PEACE!

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siggy by zaltik.. thanks!

fake yan. baket kamo? IM messages nowadays are not written in full spelling. prng gn2 dapt ang pgkksult nyn txt lnggo dpt. gts nyo?

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..-. ..- -.-. -.- --- ..-. ..-. i'm just kidding!

so what is it there to talk about? and i think stakyou is right. im messages are usually typed in text linggo. faker!

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.com Zuneos [50:51] Madlangbayan Sulfur
.ph Llorreos [44:26] Sumasketot Crystal

read this blog a while back. sumakit ang ulo ko dahil sa pagkakasulat, ganito ba talaga ang "conyo"?

http://hetonanamanako.wordpress.com/2008/02/22/conyo/

here's an excerpt:
"Much as I would like to make a formal closure on this thing, I can’t think of a way eh. I’d just explain na lang why I had to incorporate conyo*-ness in this entry. Well… it’s like this kasi eh. If I wrote this in straight English, my nose would bleed and that’s messy kaya! If in straight Filipino naman, I might look too serious, which is not my nature naman. Having it patterned to the way conyos speak was my last option na para we’re all happy ‘di ba? Furthermore, they’re so like nakakaliw kayang pakinggan. If you haven’t heard one, I’d suggest na you make punta to Katipunan at least."

habang binabasa ko to, boses ni kris aquino ang pumasok sa utak ko..

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huntress said:
read this blog a while back. sumakit ang ulo ko dahil sa pagkakasulat, ganito ba talaga ang "conyo"?

http://hetonanamanako.wordpress.com/2008/02/22/conyo/

here's an excerpt:
"Much as I would like to make a formal closure on this thing, I can’t think of a way eh. I’d just explain na lang why I had to incorporate conyo*-ness in this entry. Well… it’s like this kasi eh. If I wrote this in straight English, my nose would bleed and that’s messy kaya! If in straight Filipino naman, I might look too serious, which is not my nature naman. Having it patterned to the way conyos speak was my last option na para we’re all happy ‘di ba? Furthermore, they’re so like nakakaliw kayang pakinggan. If you haven’t heard one, I’d suggest na you make punta to Katipunan at least."

habang binabasa ko to, boses ni kris aquino ang pumasok sa utak ko..

hahaha...si Kris nga! i always see conyo kids here at work but a few really talk that way. maybe they do when they are by themselves. pero para ngang si Kris naririnig ko sa utak ko na may kasama pang giggles niya. hehehe

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.com Zuneos [50:51] Madlangbayan Sulfur
.ph Llorreos [44:26] Sumasketot Crystal

I hate these kind of conversations...
pasosi-sosi di naman maganda sa pandinig and it feels annoying... pasencya na po pero ganun talaga ang pakiramdam ko kung nakakarinig ako ng mga ganito..

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God Quest Online

dumugo ilong ko sa kababasa a. hehehe. kaya kung hindi ka magaling magsalita ng ingles (tulad ko) i tagalog mo na lang.

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.ph α>haru-chan suou>[30:47]; hitachiin>[29:47]; haninozuka>[29:46]

I really can't relate sa conversation... kung lola ko kausap nila baka kanina pa sila nabulyawan!

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" It's not enough to Aim. You must HIT! "

wala akong maintindihan, parang bading ang nag-uusap

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naku sumakit lang ulo ko.. hehehe

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Wag mong isisi sa body organs mo ang mga sama ng loob mo sa buhay! Tandaan mo:Magiging masaya ka lang kung matututo kang tanggapin na hindi ang puso, utak, atay o bituka mo ang may kasalanan sa lahat ng nangyari sayo, kundi KAW mismo!

huntress said:
read this blog a while back. sumakit ang ulo ko dahil sa pagkakasulat, ganito ba talaga ang "conyo"?

http://hetonanamanako.wordpress.com/2008/02/22/conyo/

here's an excerpt:
"Much as I would like to make a formal closure on this thing, I can’t think of a way eh. I’d just explain na lang why I had to incorporate conyo*-ness in this entry. Well… it’s like this kasi eh. If I wrote this in straight English, my nose would bleed and that’s messy kaya! If in straight Filipino naman, I might look too serious, which is not my nature naman. Having it patterned to the way conyos speak was my last option na para we’re all happy ‘di ba? Furthermore, they’re so like nakakaliw kayang pakinggan. If you haven’t heard one, I’d suggest na you make punta to Katipunan at least."

habang binabasa ko to, boses ni kris aquino ang pumasok sa utak ko..

sumakit ang ulo ko sa pagkakabasa nito hayyy tama si pareng chrizd it reminds me of kris aquino hehehehehe with matching taklesa remarks hehehehe

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hehe damn..... cant understand a thingy... i thought i was bad in english.

ano yan???? Dumugo tenga ko

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"I'll take your vengeance on your behalf"