excuse me lang ha, it's really like nakakabaliw yung convo sa taas. like my eyes and ears will spill out dugo if i continue basa that thing. my gosh! why do they pilit talking like that? it's very unpleasant and nakakaasar!

wahahaha! ang hirap! dudugo utak ko pag ganyan ako magsalita..

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kala ko dati joke lang ang pa-OA na yan.. pero pramis me ganun sa totoong buhay. sa UP shopping center me nadidinig akong ganyan magsalita. pero seryoso syang nagkikwento ah, hindi nagjo-joke. kaarte magsalita nakakarindi. nung sinipat ko ang mukha... aba'y hindi naman kagandahan. taga-miriam high school. lols naka-uniform e. pero hindi naman siguro lahat ng nag aaral sa MC ganun magsalita. hehe piz!

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one of the reason why english proficiency is constantly going down here in our country....

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napansin ko lang,

bakit ba pinag titripan ng mga conyo ang mga mahihirap?

eto Conyo...
http://cofibean.blogspot.com/2008/03/baho-streets.html

secretlover said:
baka naman baklang conyo yan. joke! PEACE!

tama baklang conyo bading na bading ang words eh hahaha

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simple lang naman yan eh. pag mayaman ka, kailangan english ka magsalita dahil kung hindi, sira ang imahe mo. (dati spanish yan eh) tapos kung mapapansin natin, tuloy tuloy ang pagbaba ng quality ng education sa pilipinas. mga conyo ang prime example ng resulta ng mga nangyayari sa bansa natin.

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nag research ako sa wikipedia at eto ang napala ko:


Origin of Coño English
There is no definitive explanation why some people use this corrupted form of English, and why only a certain sector of society predominantly uses it. One plausible hypothesis has been proposed regarding the origins of Konyo English, namely, an attempt by younger members of the affluent and highly prestigious insular Spanish caste (people of Caucasian phenotypes) of Manila to assimilate, integrate, or at least be accepted into mainstream Tagalog-speaking society.

Prior to World War II, Spanish was predominantly spoken in the homes of the upper class insular Spanish and mestizo families (usually of Basque descent), the situation altered drastically after World War II's liberation from the Japanese and the granting of Independence by the USA to the Philippines. The Americans were seen as benevolent liberators and the prestige level of American English increased at the expense of Spanish. Insulares, mestizos, and upper-class families in general, thus began shifting their focus towards making English the first or major language of their children. Some Spanish families tried to maintain the use of Spanish at home, but due to the heavy influence of English-language media and the need to communicate with their peers in the English-oriented exclusive "schools for the very rich" ensured that English would be the language that such children of affluent families would grow to be most comfortable in.

source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konyo_English

ibig sabihin, kung baga sa sexuality, bading ang konyo english na tinatawag kasi hindi yun tagalog, hindi rin english. hybrid ika nga. walang definitive classification. hehehe. buti na lang hindi ako konyo.

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thanks kawaiitenshi for my sig

parang mga coniotic na bading talaga ang nag-uusap ah!

ok lang kung babae ang magsasabi nito, at least parang mayamang maarte lang na may pagka malandi...

pero pag balayke na ang nagsalita ng ganito, etong sayo...

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i don't think the messages was an IM, it's an actual conversation written to show how conyotic people talk... exag a little bit but i think the writer have a point though...

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kala ko bading..conyo-conyohan pala..

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like duh..IMHO...i don't think real "konyos" speak that way...no offense meant but it's "jologs'...the epitome of a real konyo is not only seen using such kind of lingo...it's more than that teeny-weeny voice with matching taglish words...

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ano ba pinaguusapan nila?!? hindi ko kasi naintindihan. tama kayo kung ieexpress mo sarili mo dapat ung natural ka lang hindi mo na kelangan magpretend or try hard na sosyal. kung ako kasama sa usapan nila hindi na lang ako makikinig gagawa na lang ako ng excuse para makaalis at hindi na marinig conversations nila.

chrizd said:
so what is it there to talk about? and i think stakyou is right. im messages are usually typed in text linggo. faker!

This is so sad that IM messages are to be typed in text lingo - kaya nga full keyboard na eh, tapos text lingo pa din?!

Anyway, regarding the post, grabe na talaga to the highest level ang ka-conyohan ha....hahahaha.
Seriously, sumakit ulo ko sa pagbasa nun. And while reading the post, I am across this site http://cofibean.blogspot.com/
Aarrgghh....dumugo na lahat ng pwedeng dumugo sakin...hahahahha

Enjoy na lang.

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